This article was spurred on by the 2 time divorcee Robin Williams apparent suicide due to money problems. No one will say what the real issue was and everyone is pretending he was some kind of EMO depressed man. He paid well over 30 million in settlements to his ex cunts and who knows how much alimony and child support.
Celebrity divorce settlements:
Steven Speilberg : 100million
Harrison ford: 85 million
Kevin Costner: 80 million
BOB Johnson: founder of bet 400 million
Micheal Jordan 168 million
Donald Trump: 38 million
Garth Brooks: 125 million
Kenny Rogers: 60 million
Kelsey Grammar : 60 million
Mick Jagger (really mick?) 15 million min
Rush Limbaugh 4 divorces
Don Imus- 2 or 3 divorce
CEOS/Company owner divorce settlements:
Dmitry Rybolovlev- 4.5 BILLION, no that is not a typo, BILLION
Craig Mcaw, McCaw Cellular- $460 million
Steve Wynn, Wynn Resorts- $740 million
Adnan Khashoggi, Saudi arms- $874 million
Bernie Ecclestone, Formula One - $1.2 billion
Rupert Murdoch, wife 2, fox news – $1.7 billion
Alec Wildenstein – $3.8 billion, 2.5 billion plus 100 million a YEAR Christ Almighty…
Tiger woods 750 million
Mel Gibson – 425 mil
Arnold Schwarzenegger- 250 million MINIMUM
Rupert Murdopch : 44 million for the third wife. SMFH get a clue you stupid aussie FUCK. How are those traditional values working out for you?
Donald Sterling – Pending
Micheale Moore- fat fuck hypocrite’s case is pending
Total from this list alone which is obviously in no way complete: The government has redistributed 15.9 BILLION dollars into the hands of these cum sacks.
It sickened me to my stomach researching this article. I am often pissed when I write these but just look at all this wealth. DO THESE COCK WARMERS KNOW HOW TO MANAGE MONEY, INVEST, OR BULD WEALTH? That is besides sucking and fucking rich men to get them to marry.
I can’t even feel sorry for these guys, especially the ones who get married multiple times/ had no preenup.
Dear reader I ask you, to what positive purposes could that 15 billion have gone to?
Fuck the whole amount, just 100 million would have given us a viable male birth control pill or method. A few hundred million more could cure major viral STD’s or at least suppress their ability to be transmitted.(vaccines, antivirals) 100 million or two for rapid STD detection devices.
Maybe a 100 million could have set up a lobbying foundation to repeal anti-prostitution laws in all 50 states.
With billions to spare for research on all sorts of sweet sci-fi shit like flying cars, wireless everything, space travel, or whatever you could imagine.
Instead, the money is going to gold digging WHORES who will spend it on high end fashion products, plastic surgery, golden plated tampons, and pool boy toys at expensive European resorts.
Dear Rich MORONS: You are living proof that money =/= smarts.
It must be a terribly distracting dealing with the government’s( the guys robbing you at gunpoint of behalf of your former dick parking space) massive semen filled ball sacks slapping against your chin and the church’s(the fuckers who probably implanted the marriage paradigm into your empty heads to begin with) cold psoriasis ridden hands fondling your balls.
With all the money you have shoved up the cooter-cheese factories of these WHENCHES you married, we could have brought so much more production, jobs and technology to reality. You could have literally fucked a different 18yo, tight, disease free pussy for $1k every day for 40 years and still have saved money. But noooo, you have to follow traditionalism. You have to marry your sweethearts.
Yeah she has a tight hot body, she sucks you off and swallows your cum every night with no complaints. She does all the house work no problem. She even says she’s ok with you sleeping with other girls.
There’s only one problem… The 6 step process.
3 Sex so good and so often you commit
4 Trap is sprung: Marriage(servitude), Kids(child support), Divorce(alimony)
5 Realization of the scam
6 Warning Other Men
Well I make this article for those following you stupid millionaires and billionaires, those who might be DUMB ENOUGH, PUSSY WHIPPED ENOUGH, ENCOURAGABLE ENOUGH, WEAK ENOUGH to go down what I hope I have laid out is A
PATH THAT IS AN OBVIOUS TRAP, EVEN WITH PRENUPS IN MANY CASES.
Have a long-time girlfriend that lives separately from you or get different whores/girlfriends regularly. Use escorts. Visit reputable brothels and screen all your pussy. Online dating as a rich guy where you flash a hot car and some jewelry here and there has GOT to be a breeze. And remember, wrap it up or invest in gossypol or vasalgel research (google them).
If you are hell bent of reproducing for some reason:
Adopt. Go to a foreign country and get a surrogate mother. Go to countries with strong surrogacy laws and take full custody after the birth of the child. Go to countries with poor women, have a child and adopt your own child. There are a lot of ways to have kids without a mother, you can then raise them yourself or hire a nanny or some bitches might raise them for you if they are your GF to play mommy but still be able to bounce. No alimony, no child support.
Even if you go the traditional route, for some of the sums of money above I have no idea why they didn’t just pay a professional to take care of the “problem”. Rich guys must have those sorts of contacts and god knows it would be cheaper.
To all of you who have already divorced and to all of you who are coming up or just reaching your peak. To all of you who are young, just getting your shit together, and with dreams and aspirations. To all of you with a high net worth, you millionaires and prodigies, I beg you will all my might:
DEAR RICH GUYS,
STOP GETTING MARRIED!